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Last Updated: 26.06.2025 12:20

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No way

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Top five NFL draft values of the millennium at WR: Tyreek Hill, Justin Jefferson bring booming returns - NFL.com

Still no good.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Thumbs down again.

Google Confirms Most Gmail Users Must Upgrade Accounts - Forbes

Minds and Behinds

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Why did Democrats echo that Joe Biden was greater than FDR and should be put on Mt Rushmore? Why did Democrats vote for Biden blindly in the primaries and deny he was mentally impaired? Was it the lying media, or are Democrats ignorant and gullible?

Freaks and Cheeks

They put up a sign reading

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Unacceptable again!

Nuts and Butts

Something Deep in Our Galaxy Is Pulsing Every 44 Minutes. No One Knows Why. - AOL.com

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Catatonics & High Colonics

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

What's at the center of Mars? Maybe the stench of rotten eggs - Space

Still no good

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

share office space ...

WWE King & Queen Of The Ring 2025 Finals Confirmed - WrestleTalk

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

No go.

How can someone living alone in their own apartment reduce the cost of their electric bills?

Next, they tried...

So, the docs changed it to read

Everyone loved it.

Bitcoin Price (BTC) News: Testing $110K Level Again - CoinDesk

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Then came..

So they tried

Rogue Trader devs Owlcat are making an Expanse RPG with Mass Effect-style combat - Rock Paper Shotgun

Just Forget it!

Hysterias & Posteriors

Another attempt resulted in ...

Unexpected Nova Just Appeared In The Night Sky – And You Can See It With The Naked Eye - IFLScience

No, not a chance

Loons and Moons

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

What’s on the Hamptons Status List? - The Cut